About Us
Welcome to Crystals by Derek, your go-to source for all things shiny and mystical. Derek personally hand-picks each crystal, ensuring maximum sparkle and metaphysical vibes. We’re here to make your chakras aligned and your coffee table look fabulous.
Our Crystals and Their "Benefits"
- Amethyst: Helps with stress relief and pretending to meditate.
- Rose Quartz: Attracts love and makes your selfies look spiritual.
- Citrine: Known as the "money magnet," great for manifesting wealth (or finding loose change).
- Obsidian: Protects against negativity and your in-laws' comments.
- Clear Quartz: Boosts energy and possibly your Wi-Fi signal.
- Tiger's Eye: Enhances courage and your ability to parallel park.
Special Offer!
Order now and receive Derek’s Mystery Pebble™ absolutely free! Use it as a paperweight, worry stone, or to test your skipping skills at the lake.